There is nothing more unattractive than cat calling

There's really nothing less appealing than a bunch of builders who shout 'oi oi darling, get them out for the lads' as we're walking by, minding our own business. The same applies when you message us on dating apps with nothing other than 'send nudes'. Yes, us women like attention. But we also like the RIGHT kind of attention. Introduce yourself, tell us your name and maybe even use a cheesy chat up line to make us laugh. You're more likely to get somewhere if you put in an effort.

We MUST go to the toilets in a group

Most men struggle to understand why we have to take all of our friends with us to the bathroom on a night out. The truth is, we just need somewhere private to gossip and talk about just how good you are in bed without you or any other men eavesdropping! Also, don't underestimate just how long it takes for us to touch up our makeup and glue our eyelashes back on. We have to look perfect for you, at all times!

We do the opposite of what we say - for a reason

Have you ever been in an argument with a woman, and she's shouted "FINE - do what you want"? This usually means that you must NEVER, EVER do what you want! When we're in a mood with you and we say these things, it's reverse psychology - we're testing you. Is your woman annoyed that you're going out with the boys again, when she wanted a romantic night in? Tell her that you'll cancel, because she's the most important person to you, even if you don't mean it. The gesture is usually enough, and she'll then insist that you go.

We want you to lie to us

Following on from the above, we expect YOU to say the opposite of what you really mean too! If we ask you if we look fat in that little black dress, you must NEVER be honest! Tell us what we want to hear instead, you will thank us for it when we're not in a mood with you for the rest of the week.

Taking a photo is not always that easy

It's a well known fact that when a woman has sent you a photo, it's pretty much guaranteed that it has taken at least twenty attempts for her to get that photo 'right'. Different angles, different lighting, using our high heels as makeshift tripods, making sure our hair and makeup is just right. Not to mention editing out our wrinkles and blemishes afterwards! We like to look our best for you, at all times. Even if you tell us we look good without all of the makeup - most of us just don't believe it and need reassuring!

We like to take our time

Yes, some of us enjoy meeting men for a bit of casual, no strings fun on sites like these. But that doesn't mean that we are going to rush to meet the first guy who messages us, especially when there's often quite a few men fighting over us. Men think with their cocks, and women think with their brains. A blank profile with no photo demaning that we meet them is going to make us feel extremely nervous. Would YOU be trying to meet us if we hadn't gone through the effort of uploading a nice photo and writing about ourselves on our profiles first? It works both ways - make an effort to impress us, you get back what you put in.